Rice Queen

allison michael orenstein Here’s a video of me doing stand up at UCB’s Soul Glo Project show for September. I sing a song about dating Asian guys, and though I try to keep it PC, it spirals beyond my control. Just kidding. I’m in control of every single awful thing I say! You’re welcome. Thanks […]

Advice

photos: kristen yoonsoo kim Michael, I am a 23 year old virgin… and I am madly in love with a 20 year old young man, who some have labelled as a prostitute. He is probably my best friend, and gives me everything I could want out of a relationship just being my friend. However he […]

You’re Welcome

lex millena Him: Wow. You’re a busy guy. Me: You’re busy too! It took us months to find some common time. You look good, by the way. Him: You’re welcome. Me: Haha. Thanks for looking so good. Him: I told you – you’re welcome. Me: So you did. You said you had a doctor’s appointment? […]

FriDATE: Tainted

photos by tri vo Him: Ugh. I’m so full. That was good food, actually. Me: Actually? Him: Yeah, I was expecting it to be bad. Most people are bad cooks. Me: Oh. Thanks? Him: Don’t worry. It’s a compliment. Me: I wasn’t worried. But thank you. Him: Still. I thought there would be pie. Me: […]