photos by tri vo Me: Really? What’s that like? Him: It’s super boring. A lot of filing permits. Tons of paperwork. Me: That’s not what I imagine. Him: I know. Everyone thinks there’s all this designing and drawing and overseeing a workforce, but it’s 90% paperwork. Me: Even so that’s a sexy profession. Architect. Him: […]
illustrations by lex millena Hey Pie Guy, My name is Kevin, and I wanted to write to you for a while now. I’m having a problem and I wanted some advice – or maybe I just need to tell someone about it. I feel ugly all the time. I’m not sure why this should be […]
photos by tri vo Him: Well hello there. Me: Hi. How are you? Him: I’m very well. How are you? Me: I’m fine. Thanks. Him: You’re probably wondering what a man clearly 20 years older than you is doing striking up a conversation in a bar… Me: Not really. We’re sitting next to each other. […]
photos by tri vo Me: Hi. Him: Hi. (pause) Him: Is that all? Just hi? Me: I’m sorry. My focus wandered. Him: Surely you have more to say than just hi? Me: Well, to be fair, the only thing you said was hi. Him: Yes, but I didn’t start the conversation, you did. Me: Hm. […]
drawing by dale cooper Hi there! I found your blog a couple of months ago and fell in love. Brooklyn, pie, ukuleles…what’s not to love? So, I’m feeling a little weird writing to you for advice as you’re a complete stranger. As I’m writing this, though, I’m thinking that maybe that’s what I […]
watercolors by lex millena I shot a parody commercial last week. It makes fun of the Shit Girls Say videos. My friend Kirk Damato is in it with me. Here’s the link. I dunno why I can’t embed it today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oz77m-ilXE&feature=player_detailpage Enjoy, jerks.
Him: Hey. ‘Sup. Me: Oh Jesus… Him: What? Me: Nothing. I just… Hi. Him: Hi. (a long pause) Him: So, what’s up? Me: I’m just on a walk. Him: Cold day for a walk. Me: Well, I like walking in the cold. Him: Is that so? Me: That is so. (a long pause) Me: No. […]