Stop. Be still.

tri vo studio Him: Are you okay? Me: No. Obviously. Him: Stop. You look tired. Stop. Don’t. Don’t hug me. You always try to hug me. Me: I need affection. Please hug me. Him: Stop. Fine. Yes. Here. Hug me. Me: Thanks. Let’s lie down? Him: No, I’m not here for that. I’m here for […]


Mallory Schlossberg is a writer and performer in New York City. She lives in Brooklyn, and blogs at You can follow her on twitter @ malloryschloss. Me: I have to go after brunch. I have a lot to do. I have to work on my proposal, and I have to read a bunch of books […]