This is Bryan.  He is a sweet boy.  He is studying advertising here in New York City. He wanted to help me make a pie. What was I gonna do, say no? Me:  We’re making Banana Cream. Him:  Good thing that’s my favorite. Me:  Yes it is a good thing. Him: I suppose it is. […]


So I’m reading your blog entry on what homos dwell in what hood and I think you’re partially right.  I’m a middle management gay in Hells Kitchen, but I’m only mildly cunty and only at work or when dealing with someone in the real estate business.  Also, I believe Mr. Sondheim lives in Midtown East […]


Him:  I don’t really want to kiss you.  Is that okay? Me:  What?  No.  No, it’s not okay.  You called me up and asked me to make out with you. Him:  Yeah, I know.  But I have a cut in my mouth. Me:  Where? Him:  My cheek.  I bit my cheek.  It’s not bleeding or […]


Hi there,  just discovered ur website — Mr u re absolutely gorgeous !!))  I’m 27 y.o. originally from moscow-russia — a huge fan of cooking.. I spent 5 years studying in London/UK —> moving to NY in a few months_ hope t meet u there one day!)  Keep doing what u re doing .. so […]

Mango Cherry Pie

Him:  What are you making? Me:  Mango Cherry Pies. Him:  No kidding. Me:  That’s right.  They’re going to be yummy.  And YOU’RE going to get some. Him:  Yay.  I don’t like pastries, though. Me:  Just pretend you’re excited? Him:  Im so excited. Me:  Wasn’t that guy a jerk?  At the bar? Him: What was he […]


Him:  Well.  It’s good to finally meet you. Me:  Yeah, we’ve been talking online for what?  Few months? Him:  Yeah.  Few months.  Me:  I tend to do that. Him:  Really?  That seems like a lifetime for me. Me:  Oh, no.  I tend to do that a lot.  I talk to people for a long while […]