This is Bryan. He is a sweet boy. He is studying advertising here in New York City. He wanted to help me make a pie. What was I gonna do, say no? Me: We’re making Banana Cream. Him: Good thing that’s my favorite. Me: Yes it is a good thing. Him: I suppose it is. […]
Month: May 2011
Conversations
Him: His face looks a little Aids Walk. Me: Maybe, but if he’s in his early forties it’s quite possible that he’s just been binge drinking for 20 years. It might not be Aids Walk at all. Him: Then again, it might. Me: Yes. Well the only way to know is to ask. Him: My […]
Hallelujah
Dan Paul and Robbie came over for some singing. We covered a Leonard Cohen song. Enjoy the holiday, Jerks.
Question
So I’m reading your blog entry on what homos dwell in what hood and I think you’re partially right. I’m a middle management gay in Hells Kitchen, but I’m only mildly cunty and only at work or when dealing with someone in the real estate business. Also, I believe Mr. Sondheim lives in Midtown East […]
Spicy Mexican Hot Chocolate Pie
This is Dan Paul Roberts. He’s a gay recording artist and sex symbol. He wanted to make a pie. I wanted to perfect the Mexican Hot Chocolate Pie that I took to B.D. Wong’s New Year’s Party. Boom. I just named dropped. It was fun. You should try it. Name dropping is the funnest, most […]
ThursDATE
Him: I don’t really want to kiss you. Is that okay? Me: What? No. No, it’s not okay. You called me up and asked me to make out with you. Him: Yeah, I know. But I have a cut in my mouth. Me: Where? Him: My cheek. I bit my cheek. It’s not bleeding or […]
Letters
Hi there, just discovered ur website — Mr u re absolutely gorgeous !!)) I’m 27 y.o. originally from moscow-russia — a huge fan of cooking.. I spent 5 years studying in London/UK —> moving to NY in a few months_ hope t meet u there one day!) Keep doing what u re doing .. so […]
Mango Cherry Pie
Him: What are you making? Me: Mango Cherry Pies. Him: No kidding. Me: That’s right. They’re going to be yummy. And YOU’RE going to get some. Him: Yay. I don’t like pastries, though. Me: Just pretend you’re excited? Him: Im so excited. Me: Wasn’t that guy a jerk? At the bar? Him: What was he […]
MonDATE
Him: Well. It’s good to finally meet you. Me: Yeah, we’ve been talking online for what? Few months? Him: Yeah. Few months. Me: I tend to do that. Him: Really? That seems like a lifetime for me. Me: Oh, no. I tend to do that a lot. I talk to people for a long while […]
