SaturDATE

Sometimes people ask me on dates.  They see me on the internet.  Maybe they think I’m the answer to their life problems, or loneliness.  Invariably I prove them wrong: Me:  So cute!  Thanks for the drawing. Him:  You’re welcome. Me:  They look so happy. Him: They are. Me: Did you notice how you put color […]

TuesDATE

Sometimes people ask me on dates.  They see me on the internet.  Maybe they think I’m the answer to their life problems, or loneliness.  Invariably I prove them wrong. Him:  Sorry.  You made me wait for longer than I thought I would have to, in that bank. Me:  Sorry I asked you to meet me […]

Emergency.

There was an emergency.  Blood was spilled and well…  mistakes were made.  I’m being dramatic, but still – This is Enrico D. Wey.    He’s a friend of mine.  Stop looking at me like that.  I don’t beat him. I DON’T! I should, maybe.  But I don’t.  I couldn’t, really.  I’m not like that. STOP.  Don’t […]