It’s the guy. The one from about a month ago. The one with the seahorse tattoo and the word “Brooklyn,” in the New York Times font – on his left shoulder blade. He’s Asian, or Pacific Islander I’d say. Actually, I wouldn’t say that. I won’t. I won’t mention his ethnicity until he does. […]
Him: You’re being extremely unfair! Me: I’m sorry about that. Did you see August Osage County? What did you think? Him: Seriously, are you Bisexual? Me: I keep thinking if I hadn’t seen the Broadway play, I might have really liked the movie. I liked it quite a bit, actually, but I might have been […]
http://www.flickr.com/photos/105324876@N08/ (Follow the link for photos: Genifer Michael Studios) “I write music and draw because it’s my creative impulse. I’m almost always making something. If one art form feels too big or stuck in limbo, I’ll try something else out. Different mediums are like different voices of the psyche. Often, my musical urge is the […]
tri vo studio Him: Are you okay? Me: No. Obviously. Him: Stop. You look tired. Stop. Don’t. Don’t hug me. You always try to hug me. Me: I need affection. Please hug me. Him: Stop. Fine. Yes. Here. Hug me. Me: Thanks. Let’s lie down? Him: No, I’m not here for that. I’m here for […]
drawings by lex millena Him: Oh hey. Me: What? Shit. Hey! Happy Thanksgiving. Him: Happy Thanksgiving sweetie. Are you here alone? Me: Yeah. I went to a few friends. Now I’m here. I don’t know why. Where’s Jason? Him: He went to get cigarettes, he’ll be back in 20 minutes or so. Me: Ugh. You […]
Him: So tell me a little about yourself? Me: What do you want to know? Him: Well, why do you meet people online who are clearly lying about their age? Me: Well. I write about it. I had a string of painful, awkward dates about a year and a half ago, and I started writing […]
watercolors by lex millena I shot a parody commercial last week. It makes fun of the Shit Girls Say videos. My friend Kirk Damato is in it with me. Here’s the link. I dunno why I can’t embed it today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oz77m-ilXE&feature=player_detailpage Enjoy, jerks.
Him: So, I’ve noticed something. Me: What’s that? Him: Just that things are different this time. You’re behaving differently this time around. Me: Oh, no… it’s not – Him: And I’m not going to lie… Me: Are you sure? Him: What? Me: I was hoping we might lie to one another. Him: You’re an idiot. […]