I guess it’s selfish of me. I guess I can’t exactly expect guys to be dying to go out with me, considering that this site sort of forces me to live my life very publicly. It’s funny – I’m always the last to realize the things other people find crucial, or fundamental: […]
Don’t ask me why. People have started asking me questions: I’ll try to answer them respectfully. Unless I don’t. Please be aware that these are my opinions, and I’m a guy who photographs myself and my pals making pies semi naked. Meaning: I’m not a therapist or whatever. Michael, I need some boy advice. I’ve […]
I’m a sucker for dirty white people doing bluegrass music. It makes me feel like home in the Ozarks. Sometimes People ask me on dates. They see me online. Maybe they think I’m the solution to their life’s problems, or loneliness. Invariably I prove them wrong: Him: Hey, OMG I can’t believe it. Me: […]
photos by Erwin Caluya Photography My friend Jason contacted me. He was appalled that I hadn’t had him on yet. I was too. I mean, look at him! He really wanted us to bake something with Guinness, for St. Patrick’s Day. What was I gonna say? No? We made a quick bread made of Guinness, […]
Photo By Erwin Caluya, a Fagetarian and an Eternal Tween Okay Jerks. The time has come to celebrate. I’m throwing a party. Tonight. March 16th. 10:30 pm. Details lined out in this video: Enjoy my Birth, Jerks.
What? It’s my birthday today. I’m not going to post much. Just that I’m glad you guys come here. I’m grateful. I feel really privileged. You guys are nice, and sweet, and perfect. Thanks for another year. Jerks.
I’m applying to the BMI workshop this summer. They give free training to promising musical theater composers. I write songs for my smart ass, funny boy band, and I thought maybe they might translate into decent musical theater. Here’s a song I’m workshopping. John-Flor Sisante and Jon Norman Schneider are […]
Time: August ’10, 11pm Place: Central Park Him: This is good. We can stop here. Me: I want you to be comfortable. Him: Here is fine. Near the water. I like here. I’ve always liked this place. Here is good. Me: Is it? Have you? Him: What do you mean? Me: You never […]
People have been writing me lately, asking for advice. I’m not exactly sure why. It’s not like I’m some shining beacon of wisdom. I don’t exactly have human relationships nailed down, either. But people are asking, and I thought I’d answer some of the questions people ask me from time to time. Disclaimer: Don’t take […]