So Long.

      I guess it’s selfish of me.  I guess I can’t exactly expect guys to be dying to go out with me, considering that this site sort of forces me to live my life very publicly.  It’s funny – I’m always the last to realize the things other people find crucial, or  fundamental:  […]

People Ask Me Questions

Don’t ask me why.  People have started asking me questions: I’ll try to answer them respectfully.  Unless I don’t.  Please be aware that these are my opinions, and I’m a guy who photographs myself and my pals making pies semi naked.  Meaning:  I’m not a therapist or whatever. Michael, I need some boy advice.  I’ve […]


          I’m applying to the BMI workshop this summer.  They give free training to promising musical theater composers.  I write songs for my smart ass, funny boy band, and I thought maybe they might translate into decent musical theater. Here’s a song I’m workshopping.  John-Flor Sisante and Jon Norman Schneider are […]


People have been writing me lately, asking for advice.  I’m not exactly sure why. It’s not like I’m some shining beacon of wisdom.  I don’t exactly have human relationships nailed down, either.  But people are asking, and I thought I’d answer some of the questions people ask me from time to time. Disclaimer:  Don’t take […]