Sometimes they like me enough to ask me out on dates. They think I’m the answer to their problems and lonliness, a lot of the time. I have a tendency, inadvertently, to prove them wrong:
Him: You are dressed really sharply! I can tell you’re successful just from how your dressed.
Me: Ha. Actually, I’m very poor. I just take good care of my clothes and have a credit card.
Him: Oh, man. It must really suck to be poor, emotionally.
Me: You don’t have time to worry about that, when you’re poor.
Him: What do you mean?
Me: You’re too busy doing laundry and dishes all the time to pity yourself. Plus you lose weight from being hungry. It’s great for your self esteem, actually.
Him: It’s getting late…
Enjoy the SATUR-DATE, Jerks!