This is Jonathan. He came over on Easter Sunday.
He contacted me online, because he saw my post about Cups baked goods. Sometimes that happens. People send me emails saying, hey, can I bake with you? Sometimes I say yes. He sent me a really cute pic of himself but this is the pic that sealed the deal:
I mean, right?
This guy sent me a picture of his dog, through the kaleidoscope of a frosted pink donut.
Clearly this guy is a weirdo with a sense of humor. Just like me!
Also, he’s pretty easy on the eyes.
We wanted to make a savory Lamb pie, in honor of Easter.
You know. Cause we’re so into Jesus and stuff…
He’s a great guy (Jesus) and his followers are always so kind and non-judgemental!!!
His followers do a lot of good for the world. Except for the Crusades, and Imperialism, and West-ward expansion, the Genocide of the Native Americans, the Genocide of the South American Natives, the financial enslavement of Africa and Colonization in general. (Dont forget Asia – they did a lot of fucked up shit there too). They’re good people, if you except all that stuff. While we are forgiving them, let’s forgive how the Catholic church’s stance on condom use contributes to illnesses like AIDS and such. And how they try to reprogram homosexuals to hate what they are. That’s not just Catholics, that’s Christians across the board for the most part.
BUT IT’S OKAY CHRISTIANS!!! WE SARCASTICALLY FORGIVE YOU.
Wow. Tangent. Sorry.
We braised the Lamb of God in Guinness beer with mixed veggies. Jonathan brought over fresh herbs for us to chop into the filling too. Thyme and Oregano, I think. I took the juices and made a gravy to thicken the filling.
Yeah. I braise now. It’s kind of how I roll.
Here’s some interesting things about Jonathan:
“I’m 24 years old, a resident of Crown Heights and moved to NY from GA in July. I grew up mostly in Georgia and Tennessee, where I attended an all boys Presbyterian high school. I’m now pursuing my masters, work part time for a nonprofit and part time as an urban design consultant, and I also do illustration/sculpture as a hobby and occasional income source. I run far more than would typically be considered healthy, but I can’t help it. I cook 5 or 6 days a week and splurge on baking whenever I can. I love music and performed for years with a chamber choir and an ensemble whose repertoire consisted largely of gospel and spirituals.“
Jonathan. You forgot to tell them that you’re incredibly hot.
Maybe hotter than Jesus, now that I think about it.
He is risen indeed.
What? Don’t roll your eyes!
I had to show him how to roll the dough out.
It’s all perfectly innocent.
We did a shitload of cocaine.
I’m kidding. That’s flour, dummy.
Jonathan didn’t believe that I’m a total idiot. So I got out the old uke and proved it.
I mean. We had to do something while the pie was in the oven…
Holy moly! I spiked the crust with Smoked Hungarian Paprika that I bought at the Brooklyn Meat Hook.
Good call? Yes.
We put an egg white wash on the pie, then sprinkled it with coarse sea salt.
It made a savory coating on top. Crunchy, on top of my flaky recipe. NOICE!!!
We ate the Lamb of God pie.
We didn’t share any with our Christian neighbors. Mostly because I don’t think my neighbors are Christian, either.
Look. I changed my mind. If you’re Christian, or Jewish, or Muslim or part of any major religion that causes war and suffering and judgmental self hatred in the world, I forgive you. NOT sarcastically. I forgive you, just because I love you. And if you don’t believe in religion?
Well, then, I love you even more.
You’re all perfect, wonderful creatures. You have God inside you. You don’t need religion to know that. You are loved. You are loved. God is love, as they say.
Can I have a kiss?
Enjoy the love and forgiveness.
7 thoughts on “The Easter Lamb”
Another funny blog which I’m going to add to my RSS feeds.
And not only am I a rabid atheist, but a geek who enjoys roasting/baking things in addition to soldering electronic projects together.
You had me at soldering.
Wow. I quite impressed with how much of a slut you are. Totally fits the stereotype of loose gay men. Sad
thanks for your feedback, Baily. did i say i was fucking anyone? or do you live in the 1950’s where showing your ass makes you a harlot? grow up.
I almost hate to say I discovered you through The Datalounge, but, I did.
The unexpected sensuality in this entry is very hot! Keep up the good work!
After reading your defense Datalounge, I must say congrats to standing up to the bitches. I’ve been reading the site since just after coming out and the catty cacophony can be deafening at times, though there’s a great deal of humour that keeps me laughing out loud. Plus, I discover little gems like your site. Again, keep up the marvelous work!
Thanks a lot! You’re a nice guy, and you just made my day. I’m glad you ‘get it.’ 🙂
Hallelujah, I’m Jealous! I was looking for He is Risen Art and came upon your pic. Damn, now I have a totally different pic in my head.