It’s Saturday, and I’m asking you on a date.
Come see my show? My comedy band is doing a show at UCB Theater this Thursday April 28th at 6:30 pm.
The show is directed by the hilarious and talented Pamela Murphy.
Here’s a video where I ridicule a straight guy and make him think he’s contracted Hep C. It explains everything:
If you come to the show, we’ll all go out for drinks afterwards. Maybe I’ll drink to much and make out with you. Let’s be honest. I’ll probably do that even if I don’t drink too much.
Won’t that be fun?
The show co-stars Marcos Sanchez, Ari Scott (who took this photo) and Daniel K. Isaac. They are beautiful and much more charming/likable than me.
Thank God.
Just kidding. There’s no God.
Prove me wrong, Easter. Prove me wrong.
Just kidding. That would be weird to have zombie Jesus walking around Williamsburg. Actually. Would anyone even notice? Doesn’t a zombie Jesus just resemble a hungover hipster?
I love you guys. You’re beautiful and perfect. Come to the show and call me a Jerk.
Jerks.
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