TuesDATE

Him:  So this is Brooklyn. Me:  That’s right.  Oldest borough. You look cute. Him:  Thanks.  Oldest borough?  You mean Manhattan, right?  Me: I’m pretty sure Brooklyn is older than Manhattan. Him:  That doesn’t make any sense. Me: Um…   (short pause)  You have really nice hair. Him:  I ought to.  I spent like 120 dollars at […]