Him: We should have shots! Have you ever had a Bitchy Drag Queen?
Me: No. I mean, yes, but no.
Him: What? You’re weird.
Me: I know. So tell me more about you. What’s your dating life been like, so far?
Him: Oh. I like older guys. Older. Like, you’re probably too young for me. Like older guys.
Me: I get it.
Him: Old. Like much older.
Him: Like the last guy I had really good sex with was 50.
Me: Okay. Yes. I get it.
Him: But he was ripped, you know? And hot. Older guys are hotter.
Me: If you say so. I’ll buy it, I guess.
Him: There’s something else about older guys too…
Me: What’s that?
Him: They don’t seem to care.
Me: About what?
Him: I can’t put my finger on it. It’s like they’ve been there already, and they’re not…
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