I’ve had youngsters on the blog before. This is Bryan. Remember him? He’s 19 years old and he tried to kill me.
Don’t believe me?
Check this out -
See? I’m trying to give him a nice kiss, and he’s trying to stab me with a knife.
Moral of the story: never trust a twink with a knife.
They stick it in your back while you’re smooching them.
Keep the knives away from the twinks. Distract them with shiny things, like fake Rolex watches.
I was contacted by You Tube vlogger Jay Wong.
He wanted to make a pie with me. I said sure. Then I said, waitaminute. How old is this Jay Wong?
He’s 17. He’s a Senior in high school. Bake a pie naked with him? Nnnnnooooooooo….
But he wanted to do PIEFOLK. So we sang a song together. Please enjoy a very Statutory Sunday. Thanks Jay!