I’ve had youngsters on the blog before.  This is Bryan.  Remember him?  He’s 19 years old and he tried to kill me.

Don’t believe me?

Check this out -

See?  I’m trying to give him a nice kiss, and he’s trying to stab me with a knife.

Moral of the story:  never trust a twink with a knife.

They stick it in your back while you’re smooching them.

Keep the knives away from the twinks.   Distract them with shiny things, like fake Rolex watches.

I was contacted by You Tube vlogger Jay Wong.

He wanted to make a pie with me.  I said sure.  Then I said, waitaminute.  How old is this Jay Wong?

He’s 17.  He’s a Senior in high school.  Bake a pie naked with him?  Nnnnnooooooooo….

But he wanted to do PIEFOLK.  So we sang a song together.  Please enjoy a very Statutory Sunday.  Thanks Jay!