That’s Alan Starzinski.
What?
No, he’s not Gay.
What?
Stop it. How does somebody look Gay?
Well he’s not. He’s straight.
Even so, he lost a bet.
I challenged him to bake a pie naked with me on Facebook, a while back.
He said. sure, if I got 100 people to ‘like’ it.
It was incredibly easy to do that.
Alan is known as a pretty solid musical improviser.
He’s working on a one man improvised musical.
But on Sunday, July 31st at the Magnet Theater, he will be doing a duo show.
With me. Naked. In aprons. And then we’re going to feed the audience the pie we made.
(thanks to douglas widick for the theme song)
Yes you can come. The Magnet is on 254 West 29th st. Sunday. 11pm.
What’s that?
No, he’s not Gay. He isn’t.
Because he says he isn’t. And I desperately want to believe that.
For all the Gay boys in the world, I want to believe that Alan is straight.
I have to hold on to that hope.
What? Yeah, no, you’re right. Musical improv with two naked dudes is extremely Gay.
But Alan is not Gay.
He’s just doing this naked musical improv show with me on Sunday.
Which, as you can imagine… is going to be super Gay.
Come gawk, and eat our pie.
Jerks.
hahahaha