Today is a busy day.  Today is tech for Thunder Gulch’s show at the UCB theater’s Maude night.

Our show is Monday night at 9:30.  You should come see it.  It’s pretty funny.

We write, workshop, and stage an entirely new sketch show once a month.  Does that sound like  a lot of work?  It is.  But it’s the funnest thing ever.

We’re up the first Monday of every month, at 9:30.  We are paired with another great team called Dweeb.  You can make a reservation here:

http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/1425

I made a pie for them to eat at tech.  I took a traditional French Silk recipe and substituted about half a jar of peanut butter.

I think I may have put too much sugar, but what are you going to do?  Judge me about it?

Also, there were chocolate chips inside the pie.

Yeah, I know.   Really trashy.

Thunder Gulch makes me happy.

Eveyone on the team is a huge narcissist, like me.

I think that’s how comedy works best – when everyone is self absorbed, and thinks their team’s jokes are the funniest in comedy.

Luckily, in our case, it’s true.  We’re the funniest, most attractive, most intelligent, nicest, most dashing, horniest, most likely to succeed, most energetic, best dressed, youngest, oldest, most middle aged team in comedy.

You know what?  I bet EVERYONE on our team could do a crab walk, if we wrote a sketch that required a crab walk, or a bunch of crabs walking somewhere.  Are you on a team like that?  I didn’t think so.

What’s that?  Can you join?  Yes!  You can join in the fun by coming to our show tonight, silly!

What’s that?  I’m an asshole?  That’s not a question.  That’s a statement.

I topped the pie with whipped cream and chocolate chips.  No.  You can’t have any.  Did you forward my video to Barack?  WELL, go forward it and then ask me again.  Nicely.  Okay, fine.  You can have some.

Enjoy the show, jerks.